11 Diabolical Plans Discovered On Osama Bin Laden’s Hard Drives
It’s hard to believe that it has been almost two weeks since Duane “The Rock” Johnson President Barack Obama declared to the world that American soldiers shot and killed Osama Bin Laden. I mean, that’s...
View ArticleMeet The Guy Who Takes The Most Awkward Photos With Celebrities Ever
There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and...
View ArticleSociety Hits New Low: Ke$ha Tweets Photo of Herself Pissing On the Street
Words fail me, or at least anything eloquent. So, here’s a tired gimmick for a gimmick of a person: the Five Worst Things about Ke$ha’s Pissy Tweet. 5. The fact that Ke$ha took a photo of herself...
View ArticleIggy Pop And Ke$ha’s Collaboration Is Both Better And Worse Than It Ought To Be
First things first: doesn’t Ke$ha look the female version of Iggy Pop? It’s uncanny, and he’s the only person in the world who shirts less often than she does. Anyway, the Stooges frontman and glitter...
View Article15 Famous Songs You Might Be Surprised To Learn Were Banned On The Radio
We’re not against the idea of Ke$ha being banned from the radio, but not like this. Not like this. Kesha’s “Die Young,” the number three song on Billboard’s Hot 100 weekly singles chart, is...
View ArticleEver Wanted To See Ke$ha Drink Piss? You’re In Luck
When last we left “Ke$ha does something involving pee,” she was tweeting a photo of herself taking a leak on the street, just as the sages predicted. Nearly a year later, the Glitter Vomit Queen was...
View ArticleWayne Coyne Talks About Ke$ha’s Vagina Blood And His Album With Her Called...
The Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne, who’s never come across an acid sugar cube he didn’t immediately let dissolve in his eyeball, hosted an Ask Me Anything on Reddit yesterday. And as is to be expected...
View ArticleThe Parents Television Council Is Furious Because Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee
This is one of the stupidest stories I’ve ever covered, but it’s not every day a prominent group of fuddy-duddies calls for the revolution of the entire cable industry because a pop star drank her own...
View ArticleHere’s The Video Of Ke$ha Drinking Her Own Pee You’ve Been Waiting For (And...
This is what the Parents Television Council was so up in arms about? They really should find more important things to get bugs up their asses about. Anyway, here it is: Ke$ha drinking her own piss....
View ArticleKesha Is Designing Her Own Jewelry Now And Of Course It’s Made From Human Teeth
(via Getty Image) As talented as she may be, there’s no denying that Kesha (or Ke$ha) is a very “unique” individual. From having sex with ghosts to having “eyeball sex” with Johnny Depp at a hurricane...
View ArticleThe Best Goat Remixes
Ever since the super viral Goats Yelling Like Humans compilation came out in early February, “goating” (the trend of adding yelling goats to popular songs) has been taking the Internet by storm. Below...
View ArticleKe$ha Wrote A Farewell To ‘Eastbound & Down’ And Compared Herself To Kenny...
By the time that the new issue of Rolling Stone hits newsstands (if those still exist) on Nov. 21, HBO will have closed the curtain on its hilariously obscene and disturbing comedy, Eastbound &...
View ArticleThe Tale Of Kesha’s Trip To Rehab Got A Whole Lot Weirder Thanks To Her Mother
UPDATE: Kesha’s Mother Blames Record Executives For Her ‘Weight Bullying’ UPDATE #2: Kesha Would Really Like Your Teeth So She Can Get Her Through Rehab You Guys This story begins with something that...
View ArticleKesha Would Really Like Your Teeth So She Can Get Through Rehab By Making Art...
Everyone’s favorite John Travolta lookalike, Ke$ha, has asked a friend to plead to her fans on Twitter for their teeth to make “art.” She doesn’t just want you teeth, you guys, SHE NEEDS THEM. Via...
View ArticleHow To Make A Bad Pitbull And Ke$ha Song Sound Great: Doo-Wop It Up
A visualization of how the two versions of Pitbull and Ke$ha’s “Timber” make us feel:The originalPostmodern Jukebox‘s doo-wop coverDon’t stop the doo-wop.
View ArticleHow Smart Are Your Celebs? The SAT Scores Are In And They’ll Surprise You.
Getty Image I never took the SAT’s, but I took the ACT’s and I got a 29, so I think that was good at the time. But, apparently the College Board has come to the conclusion that they will go back to the...
View ArticleMeet The Guy Who Takes The Most Awkward Photos With Celebrities Ever
There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and...
View ArticleSociety Hits New Low: Ke$ha Tweets Photo of Herself Pissing On the Street
Words fail me, or at least anything eloquent. So, here’s a tired gimmick for a gimmick of a person: the Five Worst Things about Ke$ha’s Pissy Tweet. 5. The fact that Ke$ha took a photo of herself while...
View ArticleIggy Pop And Ke$ha’s Collaboration Is Both Better And Worse Than It Ought To Be
First things first: doesn’t Ke$ha look the female version of Iggy Pop? It’s uncanny, and he’s the only person in the world who shirts less often than she does. Anyway, the Stooges frontman and glitter...
View Article15 Famous Songs You Might Be Surprised To Learn Were Banned On The Radio
We’re not against the idea of Ke$ha being banned from the radio, but not like this. Not like this. Kesha’s “Die Young,” the number three song on Billboard’s Hot 100 weekly singles chart, is...
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